Wednesday, September 21, 2005


why God/Allah/Flying Spaghetti Monster hates domes, be they Super or Astro. I'm not too familiar with the Bible/Koran/Pirate there something in there, maybe somewhere in the Old Testament, about casting not graven domes, lest I will smite thee, verily, and lo, the very waters will rise up, and the winds will rent thee and drivest thou from thine home, or something? Is Minneapolis next? Is this why the Egyptians built their tombs in the shape of triangles? Is there someone working on a joint theology/meteorology doctoral thesis who can figure this out?

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