Thursday, February 02, 2006


John Murtha is the best thing to come out of western Pennsylvania since the Johnstown Flood Tax:

Iraq is not the center for the global war on terrorism. I believe Iraq has diverted our attention away from the fight against global terrorism and has depleted the required resources needed to wage an effective war.

Molly Ivins is the best thing to come out of Texas since Celis White:

After our main purpose in invading Iraq stopped being the presence of weapons of mass destruction (the smoking gun in the form of a mushroom cloud), or the nonexistent linkage between Saddam Hussein and 9-11, or alleged links between Saddam Hussein and terrorists in general, our main purpose in invading Iraq became the spread of democracy in the Middle East. So far, we've boosted the electoral results for Hamas in Palestine, Hezbollah in Lebanon and, next, the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt.
(Re: Celis White -- hmmm, looks like they make it in Michigan now. Oh well.)

1 comment:

Daryl said...