Wednesday, February 15, 2006

What Really Happened...

Cheney: I pulled the trigger and shot my friend

Jimmy Conway a/k/a Katharine Armstrong: I'm fucking kidding with you; you fucking shoot the guy?
Tommy DeVito a/k/a Dick Cheney: I'm a good shot, what do you want from me? I'm a good shot.
Anthony Stabile a/k/a Pamela Willeford: How could you miss at this distance?
As for the delay in reporting it to the authorities and the press? I still say they were hunting Gitmo detainees, and it took a while to clear them off the field and scatter some feathers in their place.

Looks like they "peppered" this one:

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