Wondering...

how did it ever come to this?

Dad: Let's go to Dairy Queen.
7 Year Old: Yippee!

~ pulling into drive through~

Dad: What kind of ice cream do you want?
7 Year Old: Mint chocolate chip!

16 Year Old DQ Guest Service Representative (via squawk box): sqreeWelcometodairyqueeeeeencanIsqreeeeeeeyororder.

Dad: ONE. SMALL. MINT. CHOCOLATE. CHIP. ICE. CREAM. CONE. PLEASE.

16 Year Old Etc.: xzzkkzzeeonlyhavechoclitv'nilla ntwist.

Dad: !
...
Dad: They only have chocolate, vanilla and twist, which is chocolate and vanilla mixed together, so that's not really even a third flavor, but whatever...what kind do you want?
7 Year Old: Twist!

Dad: ONE. SMALL. TWIST. PLEASE.

16 Year Old Etc.: kkkkkuuueezepullarountothefirsssssswindow.

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How can a company that sells ice cream, and pretty much nothing but ice cream, only have two flavors, and a third "flavor" that they get by mixing the other two together? I don't understand it. Plus, their ice cream sucks.

I am turning into Andy Rooney.