Sunday, April 30, 2006

Bush Removed!



Meanwhile, Stephen Colbert took heavy garden implements to that other troublesome Bush that's been annoying me for the last few years:
I believe the government that governs best is the government that governs least. And by these standards, we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.

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The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man's beliefs never will.

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I mean, nothing satisfies you. Everybody asks for personnel changes. So the White House has personnel changes. Then you write, "Oh, they're just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic." First of all, that is a terrible metaphor. This administration is not sinking. This administration is soaring. If anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg!
More here. Oh, what the hell, here's the whole thing:




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