They actually held a contest and this -- this! -- was the winning entry.
The exciting competition was neck-and neck until the final minutes; the winner barely edged out the runner-up, "Pennsylvania - State of Independence." Thanks are due to everyone who participated and submitted ideas. We'll soon be seeing "I break for Shoofly Pie" on the backs of cars all over the Commonwealth.Well, that's enough to keep me off the highways.
This cannot stand. I'm getting in that contest next year.