tales of my existence, 4 of which are true, one is not, and it is up to you to determine which is the falsehood. Good luck!1. My confirmation name is Paul.
2. I was in ROTC during my first year of college.
3. I was once the drummer for a band called Stinkbömben.
4. I toured the midwest one summer with a mime & puppet troupe.
5. I hit .279 in the regular season in 1999 and .400 in the playoffs.