Suggesting...

hey Dubya -- here's a song for your iPod:

Ohhhhhh...
Where's bin Laden, where's bin Laden
Where the fuck is Osama bin Laden?
Have we found 'im, have we lost 'im
Has he only been forgotten?

Is he here? Is he there?
Does anybody still even really care?
Is he dead? Is he alive?
What the fuck? It's 2005!

Pakistan? Afghanistan?
Jordan? Syria? Maybe Iran?
Turkmenistan? Someotherstan? --
Why the fuck can't we find this man?

Where's bin Laden, where's bin Laden?
Where the fuck is Osama bin Laden?
Four years later, we still haven't caught 'im
WHERE THE FUCK IS OSAMA BIN LADEN?!?!

{repeat, etc.}