Friday, May 05, 2006

Where's Bin Laden?

242 weeks since 9-11-2001.

This week, zip on OBL. But:
The U.S. military command Thursday released previously unseen images of a video purportedly posted by Al Qaeda in Iraq's leader [Abu Musab al-Zarqawi], showing him decked out in American tennis shoes and unable to operate his machine gun.
Boy, I'm glad our glorious leader is a battle-hardened combat vet who knows how to handle sophisticated weaponry and can recite The Art of War verbatim.

Oh.

Wait.

Damn.

Well, at least he kept Texas safe from the Viet Cong.

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