The Check's In The Mail, Etc.

This is weak:

Haggard told reporters that he bought the methamphetamine for himself. He says, "I was tempted, but I never used it." Haggard told reporters he bought the meth because he was curious -- but that he then threw it away.

He also says he never had sex with Jones. He says he received a massage from him after being referred to him by a Denver hotel.

And people -- these people, actually -- jumped all over Clinton for saying he didn't inhale and it depends on what the definition of "is" is. He was a beacon of forthright honesty compared to this.