Monday, May 21, 2007

Best. Headline. Evah! (Part 1)

$5,000 worth of chain saws stolen

State police said Stihl chain saws valued at $5,000 were stolen during a burglary at Peterman Power Equipment Inc. in South Middleton Twp., Cumberland County.
If this had been in the Philadelphia Daily News, it would have said What A Stihl!

But it's kind of hard to imagine the theft of $5,000 worth of chain saws anywhere but Central PA, or maybe Minnesota.

Stop The Occupation.

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