Thursday, July 26, 2007

Philadelphia Daily News Columnists Condensed

Shorter John Baer: Boy, the governor's plenty steamed about being stabbed in the back on that SEPTA-turnpike thingy.

Shorter Michael Smerconish: The failure of the declared presidential candidates to talk about capturing or killing bin Laden, during a whole 15 hours of debate so far, is much, much worse than the completely excusable failure of the Bush Administration to actually, you know, capture or kill him over these last 6 years.

Shorter Bill Conlin: Barry Bonds, wah!

Shorter Rich Hofmann: Think I'll kick the tires on the Phillies bandwagon a li'l bit.

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