Vice President in Charge of Teh Hot

A series of real-life emails:

First, "Beavis"* to "Butthead"*:

Whoa.
Sarah Palin is HAWT.

Next, "Butthead" to "Beavis":

She could be a VPILF.

Finally, "Butthead" to "Beavis" again:

Apparently, McCain has already "tapped dat":
McCain taps Alaska Gov. Palin as vice president pick (= real CNN.com headline)

Heh heh. Uhhhh.
*All names changed for deniability purposes.