Saturday, August 30, 2008

MoronMore On The VP Pick

A series of corny jokes for a corny pick:

Seriously, I thought he was going to pick Bigfoot.

Did you know that McCain is more than three times* as old as Palin?

*May not be mathematically accurate.

McCain: "Palin? Where's she from?"
McCain Adviser #1: "Juneau?"
McCain: "No, I'm asking you... Where's she from?"
McCain Adviser #2: "I don't know. Alaska."
McCain: "Well make it quick, I need to pick someone right away."
(That one's older than dirtMcCain!)

Her kids are named Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig.
From Wikipedia:
Palin admits that she used marijuana at a time when the state had legalized possession of small amounts.
Insert pothead joke here.



...and more hubba...

...but is she going to shoot anyone in the face if she becomes vice president?

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