Seriously, I thought he was going to pick Bigfoot.
Did you know that McCain is more than three times* as old as Palin?
*May not be mathematically accurate.
McCain: "Palin? Where's she from?"
McCain Adviser #1: "Juneau?"
McCain: "No, I'm asking you... Where's she from?"
McCain Adviser #2: "I don't know. Alaska."
McCain: "Well make it quick, I need to pick someone right away."
(That one's older than
Her kids are named Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig.
Palin admits that she used marijuana at a time when the state had legalized possession of small amounts.Insert pothead joke here.
...but is she going to shoot anyone in the face if she becomes vice president?