Bear Attack!

From Wednesday's Patriot-News:

A black bear's visit to Camp Hill ended badly last night when a state Game Commission officer shot the animal out of a tree near Hoover Elementary School.

As Homer once said, I'm sick of these constant bear attacks. I figure it's only a matter of time before Camp Hill passes a bear patrol tax and then blames illegal immigrants.

"Immig'ants! I knew it was them!
Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them."