Thursday, August 09, 2007

Patriot-News Columnists Condensed

Shorter Sara Bozich: Hey, I know -- I'll write about hamburgers! What a great idea!

Shorter Alexis Dow: Jazzzzzzz...zzz...zzz...

Shorter Kira Schlechter: That guy who used to sing with Foreigner doesn't sing with them any more.

Shorter Anne McGraw Reeves: Stop whining, or I'll turn this column around, I swear!

Shorter Nancy Eshelman: Do the crime, do the time.

Shorter Herb Field: Let's all pay more for gas!


evil columnist said...

Luckily for you, there is nothing to inherit. I'm spending it all.

Michael Plank said...

I've noticed.